Quicktricks

 

As you all know, there are two parts to bridge…there is the bidding part, and there is the play of the cards. Now a lot of folks think that the bidding is the hard part of this game. THEY ARE WRONG. The bidding is the EASY PART OF THE GAME, if you have a reasonably good memory. And if you can focus, YOU CAN LEARN TO BID WITH EASE. What I cannot teach you...is some aspects of the card play. BUT I can teach THOSE ASPECTS THAT REQUIRE NO ART OR TALENT, SUCH AS LEADS, SIGNALS AND DECLARER PLANNING, ETC. Some aspects of card play NOBODY CAN TEACH YOU BUT MUST BE LEARNED THE HARD WAY THROUGH YEARS OF HARD WORK AND MAKING MISTAKES.  This is especially true about some parts of the Defensive play.

 

BIDDING CONSISTS OF THREE DISTINCT LANGUAGES..

These three languages are unique with respect to each other. No word in one language MEANS THE SAME thing as the same word in another language. 

 

THE THREE LANGUAGES ARE:

  1. CONSTRUCTIVE:  THE LANGUAGE USED WHEN THE OPPONENTS REMAIN SILENT
  2. COMPETITIVE:  THE LANGUAGE USED WHEN BOTH SIDES ARE TALKING
  3. DEFENSIVE:  THE LANGUAGE YOU USE WHEN YOU WANT TO SCREW THE OPPONENTS

 

NOW believe it or not, the hardest bridge bidding by far is in the CONSTRUCTIVE LANGUAGE which is very limited, consisting of only 12 words: club, diamond, heart, spade, and notrump, with the attachment of one of the numbers from 1 to 7. Because this language is so small, we must be as precise as we can in using it.  THIS IS WHERE MANY BRIDGE SYSTEMS FALL DOWN. The STANDARD AMERICAN SYSTEMS IN GENERAL ARE NOT VERY PRECISE, and this lack of precision puts us in very difficult situations, so we want TO REMOVE THESE AS MUCH AS WE CAN. To do that, we must learn TWO BIDDING PHILOSOPHIES, and we must learn to cope with FIVE KEY WORDS.

 

BIDDING PHILOSOPHIES:

 

1.      PHILOSOPHY #1:  THE STRONGER YOUR HAND...THE SLOOOOOOOWER YOU BID. Those of you who have played a bit of 2/1 system fully understand this philosophy. It means we will be making no strong jumps in our system. In fact, the epitome of a VERY STONG BIDDING SEQUENCE IN YOUR NEW SYSTEM WILL BE: 1 DIAMOND BY PARTNER...TWO CLUBS BY YOU. THEY DON'T COME ANY STRONGER THAN THAT.

 

  1. PHILOSOPHY # 2: IF YOU ENTER INTO YOUR OPPONENTS AUCTION. YOU MUST HAVE A REASON...AND JUST HAVING POINTS AIN'T A DAMN REASON!!!! It is this second philosophy which DISTINGUISHES DISCIPLINED STANDARD AMERICAN FROM THE TWO OVER ONE SYSTEM, and makes DISCIPLINED SA A MUCH BETTER SYSTEM.

 

FIVE KEY WORDS:

 

  1. FOCUS
  2. DISCIPLINE
  3. PATIENCE
  4. CONTROL
  5. PARTNER (the most important of all)

 

FOCUS:

 

You are NOT focused if you are:

FORGETTING HOW MANY TRUMP ARE OUT

FORGETTING THE CONTRACT

FORGETTING THAT PARTNER JUMPED

FORGETTING WHICH SUIT IS TRUMP

PLAYING THE WRONG SUIT

MISCOUNTING YOUR HAND

MISCOUNTING YOUR TRICKS

MISCOUNTING PERIOD

These are all focus mistakes.

            YOU CAN NOT TALK ON THE TELEPHONE WHILE PLAYING

YOU CAN NOT GOSSIP WHILE PLAYING

YOU CAN NOT VISIT WITH THE MAILMAN WHILE PLAYING

Bridge is a hard fought game -- it takes lots of hard work applied for many hours at a time.

 

DISCIPLINE:

THERE ARE NOT ANY FAIRY GOD MOTHERS IN BRIDGE. WISHING WILL NOT MAKE IT COME TRUE. YOU CAN LOOK AT THAT DARN JACK ALL YOU WANT TO BUT IT ISN’T GOING TO CHANGE INTO A QUEEN. So…. WHEN THAT SUDDEN DESIRE COMES UPON YOU TO STRIKE OUT INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER HOPING THAT YOUR EFFORT WILL GET YOU BY...

CHECK IT!!!!

ADMIT YOU AIN'T GOT IT..

AND ....DO THE RIGHT THING

This new system of DISCIPLINED STANDARD AMERICAN cannot help you IF YOU AIN’T DISCIPLINED

 

PATIENCE

We will learn patience in bidding, and patience in play, but the first thing you MUST LEARN PATIENCE WITH IS.…AFTER YOUR PARTNER....YOURSELF. If you want partner to learn and if you want yourself to learn, YOU MUST ACCEPT MISTAKES FROM BOTH. IT MAKES NO SENSE TO LEARN HOW TO BID AND PLAY IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO BE PATIENT WITH YOURSELF.  I WILL BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME ON BRIDGE ETHICS. THEY ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.  ETHICS BEGIN WITH HAVING PATIENCE AND CARING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER.

 

CONTROL

Here I do not mean self-control. Self-control is equivalent to discipline. What I mean is that every BRIDGE BIDDING SEQUENCE INVOLVES THE USE OF CONTROL.  THAT IS...ONE OF YOU, YOUR PARTNER OR YOURSELF WILL BE ...taking control of the bidding. Sometimes this control issue will jump back and forth. Now one of the keys to a good bidding system is this:  one partner takes control, and the other partner PAINTS HIS PICTURE. WHEN YOUR PARTNER TAKES CONTROL, YOU WILL SIMPLY BE PAINTING THE BEST PICTURE OF YOUR HAND THAT YOU CAN and if the system works...the opponents will know all there is to know about one of your hands and VERY LITTLE ABOUT THE OTHER. 

 

HOW TO ALERT

 

SINCE bidding is a PUBLIC THING, THERE ARE NO PRIVATE BIDS IN BRIDGE. A PRIVATE BID IS AN UNETHICAL BID. YOU MUST SHARE THE MEANING OF ALL YOUR BIDS WITH YOUR OPPONENTS ALL THE TIME OR AT LEAST OFFER TO DO SO.  YOU do not tell them what is in your hand, BUT they HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO KNOW THE MEANING OF YOUR BIDS. Much of your new system will involve bids THAT MUST BE ALERTED AND ALL OF YOUR BIDS MUST BE EXPLAINED WHEN YOU ARE ASKED. SO IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO ALERT, OR IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHEN ASKED USING THE ALERT SYSTEM, YOU must learn how to do this.

 

Press the alert button on the lower left side of the pass button. The shading means that I have alerted my bid. I did that by first pushing the alert button next to the pass button, and then clicking on the bid. Online, we SELF-ALERT OUR BIDS, because unlike live bridge, OUR PARTNERS CAN NOT SEE THAT ALERT (SHADING) AND THEY ALSO CAN NOT SEE THE ENQUIRY AND EXPLANATIONS. ONLY THE OPPONENTS CAN SEE THE ALERTS AND EXPLANATIONS.  THE CONVENTION CARD AND ALERTS ARE ...for THE OPPONENTS. THEY ARE NOT FOR PARTNER.

 

QUICKTRICKS

 

Have you all heard of a bridge player by the name of Charles Goren? Well Charlie was a pretty fair bridge player, but more important than his play, was SOMETHING HE DID TO REVOLUTIONIZE BRIDGE -- he invented the Goren Point system in the early fifties.  He was the first person to assign numerical points to the honors. BEFORE CHARLIE, THERE WAS BRIDGE AND SOME DAMN GOOD BRIDGE PLAYERS, some much better than Charlie. These folks used a system of QUICKTRICKS AND \

WE WILL BE USING SOME OF THEIR CONCEPTS AND RULES to make our bidding MUCH BETTER.

 

TABLE OF QUICKTRICKS

 


 

NOTES:

 

RULES TO USE WITH QUICKTRICKS:

 

These rules must be followed in your bidding WHETHER YOU HAVE ZERO GOREN POINTS OR A ZILLION GOREN POINTS. 

 

RULE #1: You must open any hand holding 3 or more quicktricks at the one level or with two clubs. If you have 3 quicktricks…this is AN OPENER. If you have 3 quicktricks you cannot pass, and you CANNOT PREEMPT.

 

RULE # 2: You may NOT OPEN ANY HAND AT THE ONE LEVEL IF YOU HOLD LESS THAN 1 1/2 Quicktricks.

 

RULE #3: YOU MAY OPEN ANY FIVE CARD MAJOR AT THE ONE LEVEL IF YOU HAVE 2 1/2 QUICKTRICKS. NOT THAT WORD "MAY” DOES NOT SAY “MUST” AND ALSO NOTE: that word major..DOES NOT SAY MINOR.

 

RULE #4: NEVER PREEMPT AT THE THREE LEVEL OR HIGHER HOLDING TWO OR MORE DEFENSIVE TRICKS. Now to understand this rule, we have to translate QUICKTRICKS INTO DEFENSIVE TRICKS. 

 

 

 

TRANSLATING QUICKTRICKS INTO DEFENSIVE TRICKS

 

  1. For any suit of five cards or less....the defensive tricks are EQUAL TO THE QUICKTRICKS. For example, IF YOU HOLD TWO QUICKTRICKS AND THEY ARE IN SUITS OF FIVE CARDS OR LESS THEN YOU ALSO HOLD TWO DEFENSIVE TRICKS.

 

  1. FOR A SIX CARD SUIT…YOU CAN COUNT ONLY THE ACE AND OR KING AS DEFENSIVE TRICKS. FOR EXAMPLE, SAY YOU HAVE SIX SPADES HEADED BY the ace, king, queen, this would, using the table I gave you, be THREE QUICKTRICKS but IT IS A SIX CARD SUIT…YOU CAN ONLY COUNT THE ACE AND KING, SO IT IS IN FACT ONLY TWO DEFENSIVE TRICKS.

 

  1. IF THE SUIT IS SEVEN CARDS OR LONGER, you can ONLY COUNT THE ACE AS A DEFENSIVE TRICK.

 

WITH RESPECT TO THE trump suit of the opponents, defensive tricks WILL ALSO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT QUEENS, JACKS AND 10’s. THESE YOU WILL REMEMBER WERE NOT ACCOUNTED FOR IN QUICKTRICKS. UNLESS YOU HAD THE KING/QUEEN COMBO, OR THE ACE/QUEEN COMBO -- BUT in OPPONENT’S TRUMP SUIT, HERE ARE THE CHANGES…

 

BUT NOW…

 

You are counting defense in combinations in a suit YOU KNOW WILL BE TRUMP

SO NOW THE QUEENS AND JACKS AND 10 CANNOT BE RUFFED. WHEN WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE ...COOPERATIVE PENALTY DOUBLES, THIS IS A VERY important concept folks. 

 

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT DUE WEDNESDAY

  1. PRACTICE THE ALERT /EXPLANATION SYSTEM -- YOU CAN DO THAT USING JUST THE BOTS IN THE ZONE IF YOU LIKE
  2. TRY TO LEARN HOW TO CONSTRUCT A NEW BLANK CONVENTION CARD. YOU CAN USE EACH OTHER TO DO THIS. PLEASE COME TO THE NEXT CLASS ON WED.WITH A CARD WHICH IS BLANK EXCEPT FOR YOUR NAME IN THE UPPER LEFT AND THE NAME OF YOUR NEW SYSTEM:  DISCIPLINED STANDARD AMERICAN IN THE UPPER RIGHT
  3. PRACTICE COUNTING QUICKTRICKS AND DEFENSIVE TRICKS